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Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension
by White-browed Arhat
```"Alas, this life is a failure; let's see what the next life holds."..."The second life has ended, calculating results... Final rating: C+. Rewards based on rating: You may choose to inherit one item from Constitution, Skill, or Talent. Please select?"Hmm, I choose to inherit the Talent 'Dynamic Vision'.""Talent inherited... Congratulations on achieving the following lifetime achievements: Innate Grandmaster; Blessing of Many Offspring (10/10)"Achievement rewards: Two random rewards. You may d…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Bought For A Baby, Kept For A Lifetime
by Blackangel005
All she wanted was to save her brother. And all he wanted was a child. He bought her, bound to a contract to give him a child and disappear from his life afterwards, but what hit her like a storm was love... falling for the masked monster who bought her body.Andrew Sterling hated greedy women, and every woman he'd contracted to bear his child, heir to the Sterling Enterprises, had been just that. When Anne, his third contracted surrogate, showed up, he saw her as the very same type of woman unti…
Falling For A Beast
by Ndidi Otuya
When the future of her people becomes so uncertain, the only way seen by her parents to ensure that their people are safe and kept from the aftermath of the past war is for Elinor, their daughter, to be given off in marriage.Elinor is the princess of a small kingdom called Pedron. When faced with the idea of marrying an Emperor of whom she has only heard evil tales, she tries to run away. But the plan fails and she has to come face to face with her new reality.Become the Emperor’s betrothed.Time…
Level up for intiative girl！
by kajiaforc
Joy Brown finds herself embroiled in a supernatural occurrence! Before her slumber, she had been in her own room, on her own bed. Yet, in her dreams, she found herself tangled with a man throughout the night! Upon waking, the soreness coursing through her body insisted that it was no dream — she had traversed into another world, into the pages of a tacky romance novel! Heavens, she wasn't even the protagonist of this story! Please, she was a expert in the world of romance novels, a level-ten exp…
Soul for a Girlfriend?
by lon_okami
"Make girls fall in love with you or accept your death." The female devil smiled through her crimson eyes and her white hairs shining under the moonlight.An introvert boy of 17 years old, who deemed love a questionable waste of emotions. And people who love each other as idiots and naïve for wasting their time and effort.Until that one unfortunate day, He involuntarily signed a contract with a devil from hell and his world turned upside down. And what the hell is this contract. (Pun unintended).…
To Pine for Pink Opals
by Meg Carlyle
Heldon Flay had one job to do: negotiate with the nearby vampire coven and save his home. He just had to rise to the occasion. It was easy going until a rugged, sun-kissed mystery man met him under a maple tree and disarmed him with his charm and wit. He just had to fall head-over-heels. When danger comes in the form of werewolves, vampires, and prophecies, how can Heldon and Tival save everyone and save their fragile, yearning love? The two will face many challenges during this journey that wil…
Fated For A Demon
by Jannah1559
Demons, Witches, Shifting Giant Eagles, Giant Snakes, Mates, Love and Steamy moments in a lake? What wouldn't you see in a period novel that's full of drama and romance?Quinn is the princess of Neather who the demon king, Vincent asks for her love in return for saving her kingdom from war with their neighboring kingdom. She returns to the demon kingdom with him to be his Queen while the witches and faes are after him, and his step mother tries to destroy them both.Quinn faces drama, love, fighti…
Happened to love a naughty girl
by Summer Night Dream of Spears
After the Mi Shen family suffered a tragedy, they were immediately set upon.Thereafter, like a tiger sprouting wings, a fish finding water, Mi the Overlord roamed freely in Nuancheng, and not a soul dared to utter a peep—"Fourth Young Master, the fifth young miss has hospitalized the city lord's daughter with a beating."Someone sat at the office desk without even lifting an eyelid, "Tell Leng Ying to prepare a gift and send it to the city lord's manor.""Fourth Young Master, the fifth young miss …
Call Girl to a Vampyre
by Kricket_Leedy
Series Complete!Thank you to all of my fans! I am happy you have chosen to enjoy the world I have created. Part Two of the series is now complete! Please be sure to stay tuned for new stories and content.**Trigger warning**This story contains references to non-consensual sex, sex work, Poly/Bisexual situations, mental-health issues, as well as depiction of self-harm and death."My dreams seemed to pull me to you. Since I was a child, you were there, in my thoughts, protecting me, calming my fears…
Falling for a Mafia
by Areum
She stood nervously opposite this grey eyes delinquent. No matter how hard she tried to avoid him, he’s always coming back to her.Her breath hitch the more he leans closer to her. He smells so good, so she thought. Her back lean against his desk as her eyes lock with his. He was something words can’t describe.“Why are you scared of me, Ariel ?”“I’m not..” she stuttered. She seems to lose her breath at just his sight.“What if I kiss you right now ?” He asked and that seems to make her heartbeat s…
Prince Ling Is A Girl
by Mighty_Mou
Mo Ling, who everyone misunderstood as an illegitimate son of a Bi family is actually a girl disguised as a boy.After her eighteenth birthday she got abducted and tortured to death for four years. But in her last moments of life she got her memories back before she came to the Bi family and came to know her real identity.She comes back to life before the tragedy struck when she's seventeen with her original memories and set to get her revenge on her enemies and take back her rightful place.But w…
A Surrogate for Billionaire
by ANNA
She had to become an unknown billionaire’s surrogate. One sleepless night, one endless torturer, and in two months she was pregnant with the unknown man’s child.She became a surrogate to save her brother’s life. But the day she gave birth to the son, she lost her brother.She was hopeless and broken. The man whom she gave birth to his son threatened her. He was heartless and brutal. She was forced to leave her past life and start a new life.But no one knew what exactly happened and who was behind…
A son for a billionaire
by Ebunoluwa Ademide
Ivy Rivera, eighteen years old was known to be the girl from the wrong side of the river. Everyone in Winslow, Arizona, a small town where she grew up looked down on her and she was labeled a jinx.Ivy Rivera's life changed after spending a whole night with a stranger who showed her love and attention she had never received even from her parents.Soon Ivy found out that she was pregnant, and to avoid being mocked by people, she left the small town to start a new life in Los Angeles.Ivy Rivera lock…
Sex And More:Falling For The Bad Girl
by Rose Sam
Rated ????: Explicit contents present. Don't read if you can't handle it.All Kristen could offer is sex and nothing more due to her tragic past, She met Frederick at one of her craziest night and slept with him but then, Frederick could go extra mile to make her see that there is more to life than holding on to THE PAST.When she thought life was being fair to her, something terrible happened which opens up a past no one knows about. She lost her memory leaving her with no knowledge of who Freder…
A Girl For Her
by LesbianJuliet88
Story Of Two Young Women, Destined To Be With Each Other...Seeing her as more than just a friend would drive my heart wild, she is special to me in every way. Jana has no idea what she makes me feel inside. I have known her a little over two years, but feels like forever even when we talk every day.It's not like we haven't planned to see each other again, it has been in my mind to finally be in love with a woman, and she's the closest to my heart for years. Jana and I have the same thoughts and …
Wishing For a Hero
by Kait Nolan
Will danger catapult these lifelong friends to lovers?Autumn has loved Judd all her life. Years ago, her dreams of more ended in blood and a nightmare that nearly cost them both their lives. Now she’s ready to take the leap and profess all to the friend who’s stood by her through thick and thin. But before she can make her confession, their nightmare returns and secrets are revealed that threaten the very fabric of their lifelong friendship. Wishing for a Hero is created by Kait Nolan, an eGloba…